sorry for the delay...

Mark is checking his email. (See? It was worth the wait, huh?)

Retraction

So today, Mark asked ME if I wanted to go to the 'bucks. I think everything is returning to normal. No mass hysteria. For now.

global warming

Cheese is oozing out of a planet.

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

I expect Mark to be gassy soon.

Mark left

Before leaving, he said "smell ya later."

refocusing on what's important...

Mark just tapped his pen on his desk 4 times. But it may have been 5 times.

we're all gonna die

Mark opted to NOT go to starbucks with me. First the gordita. now this? Is Mark on some sort of health kick? OR... Maybe...just maybe... the knowledge of this blog is causing Mark to curb his behavior. Have I started a chain of events that will change the course of history? What will come of this?? My prediction: fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria...